Somebody's Webpage

TV CRAWLSPACE: Supergirl to the Rescue

Ted awakens from his slumber to give us an update on his love life and what's on TV.

Little Caesar's

UNCLE STEVE'S: Alive and Kicking

Jake Silverman checks in with the latest goings-on in Bratwurst, Ohio.

Alan Grayson with Soviet flag

THURSTON THORNTON: Why Alan Grayson Must Go

Our landlord has dusted off his political columnist hat again.

View of Earth from space

Future Generations Are Counting On Us

Why time is running out to avoid the devastating consequences of climate change.

Cover of The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips

FAVORITE ALBUM of the MOMENT: The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips

The late 90s classic is a delight for the ears.

Lakshmi, Hindu goddess of prosperity

QUASI-STOICS LOUNGE: Life's Lessons Learned

Somebody Else returns after a long absence to explain how he wasted seven million dollars.

"Won't you tell me where my country lies?" said the unifaun to his true love's eyes...